We’re Eek! Games, the crew behind House Party. It’s time for our final DLC, and we need talented weirdos to bring our adventure to life. Looking forward to hearing from you!

READ FIRST:

• Must be 18+ to audition. House Party has an Explicit Content Add-On pack that is ADULT ONLY rated. Roles will require heavy cursing, sexual sounds, and a bunch of other wild things. Sexual sounds will be less than 5% of the role.
• All roles paid. Rate is negotiable.
• Use the provided audition lines.
• Please submit all auditions or questions to submissions@eekllc.com. When submitting, include the character(s) in the email subject line.
• Most roles are short-term. BUT we’re also casting for our sequel, OFFICE PARTY. If you’re a good fit, please apply for some of our other long-term roles!

(1) Gisella Gagliano

Voiceover / Female / 25-40

Gisella is an Italian actress from the 1950s. She is sultry, exaggerated, and dramatic, as if she’s always on camera. Has a fiery streak. Italian accent preferred.

Gisella Audition Lines:

• Mio amore... when the lights go down, the truth always comes out.
• They said I could not act. They said I could not direct. Well, now I do both. And they say nothing at all. Because they have no tongues!
• We need the buckets of pig’s blood! Where is the man with all the pig’s blood? Pig blood man?! WHERE ARE YOU?

(2) Podcast Host

Voiceover / Male or Female / 30-60

X is the host and narrator of a conspiracy podcast. They are a parody of Rod Serling – articulate, eerie, and occasionally unhinged. A smooth voice with old-timey delivery.

Podcast Host Audition Lines:

• Tonight, we travel down the mystery hole – a place where reason is thrown out the window, and your worst nightmares come true.
• Some holes... you don’t climb out of. You just keep falling. Deeper. And deeper. Until you realize you’ve hit… the truth. Or the prostate.
• They say she vanished in the night... But this wasn’t like when my father said he was going to get cigarettes and never came back. No, this woman didn’t move in with her second family in Cincinnati, she simply… disappeared.

(3) Murray Poppycock

Voiceover / Male / 40-60

Murray is a sleazy producer with a big ego and small morals. He speaks like a Hollywood big-shot from the Golden Age — fast-talking, boisterous, and perpetually selling something. American accent, ideally with a hint of 1950s flair.

Murray Audition Lines:

• Listen, sweetheart, you don’t make art in this town — you make money. And if you’re real lucky, you make headlines too.
• Gisella, baby, you gotta trust me. I’ve been in the moving picture a long time. I’ve outlived all the old silent movie fucks, those radio bastards too. I’m immortal.
• These days, people want a good old family picture. Something with a talking rabbit or a nanny who can fly. So I ask again: Why the hell are we in the middle of the woods wearing a bunch of assless chaps?

(4) Tater

Voiceover / Male / 25-45

Tater is a backwoods moonshiner. His brain is filled with banjo sounds and conspiracy theories. American “hillbilly” accent encouraged.

Tater Audition Lines:

• Ya’ll ever notice how pigeons don’t shit on government buildings? Think about it, brother.
• Now listen here, you WILL marry my daughter, Darlene. Or else, I’m gettin’ the shotgun and we’re gonna have us a run through the woods.
• My new son-in-law, well he’s a special sort of stupid. Trying to get him into the moonshining racket, but the boy’s all fuckin’ thumbs and dicks.